You don't need to contact me, but If you really need to know, I'm currently heir to the Latvian throne according to some fanfiction I wrote. I also slayed the Kraken with the Doctor, and bought Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory for a couple of Rupees and a half eaten Ham Sandwich. I was also married to Queen Elizabeth I, but she's dead so that's a little weird. So I was sorta like David Tennant.